Let’s start with Jax, who claims to be smart.
He
should think with his head, instead of his….(hmm) heart.
He’s
sleeping with Skye, that gal he should ditch.
She’s
a crazy Quartermaine, and also a…..witch (ouch!
from Katrina)
(I
know, I hear what you thought I would say.
Just
so you know, I don’t talk that way.)
And
speaking of Skye, another lost offspring
She
lost no time leaching on Alan to cling.
Does
she ever work? You know it’s so
funny,
But
I can’t figure out how ELQ makes money.
She
chases Jax and about AJ she’ll yap,
AJ
who plotted, now Courtney’s caught in his trap.
Considering
AJ, so weaselly, so whiny.
If
he found a backbone, he might be just finey.
So
sad for Courtney she’s now AJ’s wife.
Which
might be worse than prison for life.
But
Courtney is savvy, that’s what they keep saying.
Why
can’t she see the games AJ’s playing?
Sonny’s
real mad and already called Jason.
Jason’s
real loyal, after AJ he’ll be chasin’.
This
could be special, amazing and good.
Sonny
needs Jason to handle the hood.
Which
means we’ll see Carly planning and plotting,
So
Jason can save her, or in jail she’ll be rotting.
And
now with angst, Sonny will concentrate.
Oh,
who to choose to be his next mate?
Carly
and Alexis both love the mobster man.
Can
he have both before May sweeps hit the fan?
One
may get pregnant, one will be sad,
When
it comes to happiness, Sonny is bad.
Port
Chuck’s Queen of Mean is loose once more,
The
Spencer bain, another Cassadine out the door?
Lucky,
Liz, Nik, and Gia argue and quake.
Hurry
Mac, catch her, for all of our sake.
Will
Helena run? Will she take over
Greece?
Hell’s
can’t go, it’s a soap, there’s no peace.
Steve
Burton’s my favorite, his performances stellar.
Perhaps
he’ll raise ratings up from the cellar.
Rumors
abound, they say Guza’s back.
There
go the storylines on a whole new track.
Around
the corner May sweeps are a’comin’.
Good luck GH, new management’s hummin’.