
This week's Muse Column is provided by:
 Sherry Mercurio
  Oh, where to begin?  There are days
  that are quite good - AJ and Ned getting Edward, Skye showing up and some of
  the ensuing mess, etc. - but there are days when I am just amazed at the
  things that are happening.  For one, I had no idea there was a "back
  way" out of Alexis' penthouse?  I can't believe that Sonny wouldn't
  have had such an entrance removed years ago - it just seems a little unsafe to
  me - too many doors to guard and all.  I also have never seen anyone use
  it or heard it referred to - until Zander needed to make an escape while the
  living room was occupied that is.  And what is up with the brainwashing? 
  Does he know what he is doing or is he doing it when he is unaware?  Why
  does he seem to feel remorse for what he has done and then other times seems
  to have no recollection of anything - weirdest darn brainwashing I've ever
  seen.  There is also the little problem of Roy appearing so sore still
  that he was unable to walk when Lucas got sick - staggering around the
  hospital afterwards and then having to have his stitches redone after losing
  "a lot of blood".........apparently more time than I thought passed
  between then and his conversation with Carly.  Cause he sure looked like
  he was moving quite well when he got himself all spiffed up to go see Agent
  Ford, don't get me wrong, I liked seeing him look so good and all but the
  recovery was quite dramatic.  Speaking of Roy - who ran off with his
  brain?  His agreeing to go along with NuCarly's scheme was just plain
  ridiculous.  He has no reason to get involved in that!  Bobbie would
  think it was a stupid idea, so the reasoning of helping out her daughter just
  doesn't wash.  He should know very well that there is no way Sonny will
  give up names for any reason - even to save himself.  If he wanted out it
  would be way safer to just disappear on his own with Carly than it will be to
  roll over on everybody and get witness protection.  There is no way I
  believe Roy is that stupid - if Sonny wanted out at all he would do it on his
  own and if he doesn't want out no scheme will get him there.  I also have
  to say that it seems to me to be a really stupid move to have a recast
  character go and do something so dumb.  I have to agree with those that
  say NuCarly isn't around for long because it's awfully hard to accept her when
  in her first few days she is setting her sights on ruining a beloved pairing. 
  I read that this is all stuff that they had written for Brown - maybe so, but
  they should have changed it when they knew she was leaving.  I don't
  think many people are going to enjoy watching NuCarly betray Sonny. 
  While I'm sure she's a competent actress, it's just weird to watch someone
  else do the mannerisms and expressions Brown did - not to mention the stupid
  decision to put her in the same clothes.  Can we make the differences any
  more obvious?  They could have raided Ally McBeal's closet and found some
  different clothes.  I really  hope they are pushing milkshakes and
  cheeseburgers on her because if her wrists get any tinier we won't be able to
  see them waving around.  Like I said - she is probably perfectly
  competent but there is no way any actress but Brown is going to be able to
  pull off Carly's personality -  especially since her whole physical
  person was wrapped up in the character as well as her acting abilities. 
  I am mourning the ending we should have gotten, somehow, someway they should
  have let Carly and Michael run off with Jason and left it at that.  Let's
  see - one of Sonny's enemies could have "killed" him - no he isn't
  dead but all believe he is.  Carly is inconsolable, Jason kills the guy
  who did it (the guy pleads at the end saying Sonny's alive but Jason doesn't
  buy it - or does he? - That will make for good story when everyone returns
  next year) and then to avoid the retaliation sure to come and the war to
  follow he stages the deaths of himself, Carly and Michael and disappears
  without a trace planning no further contact with PC.  When Sonny finally
  gets himself home - they are gone.  There you have it - we are sad they
  are gone, but we know they will be happy together somehow.  Sonny has to
  grieve and move on.  And we don't have to watch some another actress act
  her heart out and come nowhere close to living up.  Oh - and don't get me
  started on Brown's last day - that was it?  Nothing special there in my
  opinion and another lost chance for doing something great.  We got
  cheated and that isn't fair!! 
   
  In wrap-up I will say again that there have
  been moments of greatness here and there - and then it just falls apart. 
  It's almost like there are three different people writing and two of them
  suck.  I don't know offhand who is writing what - I don't pay much
  attention to that but sometimes the rollercoaster ride gets a little
  nauseating at times.  I don't know when Bobbie and Monica turned into
  such pains-in-the-rears but they oughta form a club or something - my gosh,
  Leslie Charleson looks like she may be having a hard time getting some of
  those lines out and I don't blame her.  She is sounding like Edward all
  of the sudden, unreasonable and just plain selfish and mean!  But I am
  loving watching Skye - she will be a great addition.  I don't like to
  sound judgmental but the addition of Angel the Playboy model makes me laugh
  out loud for some reason.  I hope I am proven wrong but I just don't know
  if the playboy calendar is a good place to look when you are casting acting
  parts.  Especially given that I can't seem to find any actual acting
  credits to her name.  So why oh why would we cast her?..........oh - she
  looks like a good actress we once had? - well, that's good enough for me then,
  I'm sure she will jump right in and be great - why wouldn't she?  Anyway,
  sweeps should be interesting I suppose, Sonny will nail Carly (and not in the
  good way) no doubt and then at this point I hope he throws her out on her bony
  rear end cause I don't have much use for her either.  That's a little
  scary to me because she was my favorite character to watch - I am just hoping
  some of the other stories heat up in a good way and fast!
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