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NAME: Felicia Scorpio Jones
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AGE: Thirty-two.
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HAIR COLOR: Natural Blonde #142A
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EYE COLOR: Blue
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NICKNAME: Fleabag,
Flea Collar, Flake, Flea, FeaTwit, Fleabrain, Floozy, Pesky Dumbo, Bubblehead,
Big Tease, Foolicia, Flimsy Felica, Felica the Flake, Fake Felica, Floosie.
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FAVORITE ACTOR: Anthony Hopkins
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FAVORITE ACTRESS: Julia Roberts
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FAVORITE MOVIE: Romancing the Stone
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FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Highlights
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FAVORITE BOOK: The Bridges of
Madison County
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FAVORITE TV SHOW: V. I. Warshowski
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FAVORITE TALK SHOW HOST: Kathy Lee
Gifford
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FAVORITE BAND/SINGER: Debbie Gibson
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FAVORITE SONG: “Torn Between Two
Lovers” by Mary MacCracken
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WHAT IS THE STRANGEST THING YOU HAVE EVER EATEN?
Some nasty Turkish thing.
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FAVORITE FOOD: Pie.
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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TOLD YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE FAMOUS? Yes, Betty Boop
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HABITS (BAD OR OTHERWISE): Being
stalked by nutballs.
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WHAT COLOR UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?
White with little flowers
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FAVORITE PLACE TO BE KISSED? In a bunker.
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MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT: Oh God,
when Lila found out I broke into her summer home and stole her love letters.
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CAN YOU SPEAK WITH AN ACCENT? Nuh-uh.
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FAVORITE SAYING: “I’ll leave the gurrrlllls with Betty.”
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MOST MEMORABLE EXPERIENCE: When I learned that my daughter, Maxi, got her heart
from her cousin, BJ. It was the
only time I ever accidentally turned in a stellar acting performance.
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WHAT SCARES YOU? Being a normal human who doesn’t go globetrotting to solve
mysteries.
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PET PEEVE(S): Being left behind.
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BIGGEST CRIME YOU EVER COMMITTED: Abandonment.
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DID YOU GET CAUGHT? Well,
yeah.
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STONES OR BEATLES? Stones.
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: ASTROLOGICAL SIGN:
Libra with Gemini rising and an Aquarius moon.
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WHAT WOULD YOUR FRIENDS BE MOST SURPRISED TO KNOW ABOUT YOU?
That I have been a member of MENSA for fifteen years and have a BA in
physics. That's how I can pick locks so fast. Tee hee.
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LEAST FAVORITE PC CITIZEN: Laura
Spencer. Ewww.
Bitch.