1. NAME: Ned Ashton

2. AGE: 36

3. HAIR COLOR: Dark brown

4. EYE COLOR: Hazel

5. NICKNAME: Eddie Maine, Nedley, ½ of Nexis

6. FAVORITE ACTOR: Judd Nelson

7. FAVORITE ACTRESS: Pamela Anderson

8. FAVORITE MOVIE: Eddie and the Cruisers

9. FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Billboard

10. FAVORITE BOOK: A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur’s Court by Mark Twain

11. FAVORITE TV SHOW:  The Andy Griffith Show

12. FAVORITE LATE NIGHT TV HOST: Gary Shandling

13. FAVORITE BAND/SINGER: Kurth and Taylor

14. FAVORITE SONG: “Seventh Son” by Kurth and Taylor

15. HOW MANY CD'S DO YOU OWN? 5

16. WHAT IS THE STRANGEST THING YOU HAVE EVER EATEN?  My words

17. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: A martini with three olives

18. MOST EMBARRASSING THING YOU'VE DONE WHILE DRUNK: Threw up on a security guard at a Styx concert

19. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE PERSON TO GET DRUNK WITH? Jasper Jax.

20. DID YOU WATCH SURVIVOR? No.

21. HAVE YOU EVER TURNED SOMEONE DOWN WHEN THEY ASKED YOU OUT? Yes

22. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TURNED DOWN? Yes

23. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TOLD YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE FAMOUS? Yes, the lead singer for Kurth and Taylor.

24. HABITS (BAD OR OTHERWISE): I’m a rescuer.  I bail out people who have screwed themselves into a corner.

25. ARE YOU TICKLISH? Yes.

26. WHAT COLOR UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW? Plaid

27. FAVORITE PLACE TO BE KISSED? In the tour bus.

28. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE? Yes

29. MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT:  When my first wife jumped out of the birthday cake of my second wife (while I was still married to both), waving our marriage certificate.

30. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ABLE TO FLY OR MAKE YOURSELF INVISIBLE? Invisible.

31. CAN YOU SPEAK WITH AN ACCENT? Yes.

32. ARE YOU STILL FRIENDS WITH THE LAST PERSON YOU BROKE UP WITH?  Working on it.

33. FAVORITE SAYING: “You can pick your friends, but you can’t pick your family.”

34. MOST MEMORABLE EXPERIENCE: See item #29.  It is etched indelibly in my mind.

35. WHAT SCARES YOU?  When Grandfather gets quiet.

36. DO YOU EVER DRINK RIGHT OUT OF THE MILK CARTON? Yes

37. PET PEEVE(S): People who do not FOLLOW THROUGH.  BEING LEFT AT THE ALTAR rates right up there!

38.  BIGGEST CRIME YOU EVER COMMITTED:  Bigomy.

39.  DID YOU GET CAUGHT?  See item #29.  Busted big time.

40:  STONES OR BEATLES?  Stones.

41:  WERE YOU A GOOD STUDENT IN SCHOOL?  No.

42:  ASTROLOGICAL SIGN:  Aries.

43:  FAVORITE FOOD: Lucky Charms right out of the box.

44:  WHAT WOULD YOUR FRIENDS BE MOST SURPRISED TO KNOW ABOUT YOU?  That I really broke up with Alexis, not because she left me at the altar, but to free myself to aggressively court columnist and Gatekeeper, Tracey Warren.

45:  LEAST FAVORITE PC CITIZEN:  A. J. Quartermaine