KEANU REEVES

Hi.  Sage here.  I want to tell you, we were a little hesitant to bring Keanu onto the client's list because he that Matrix movie freaked us out more than a little bit.  Still, he kept hanging around the security fence to the compound:

looking all sad and forlorn.  Finally, I had one of the Ho's go down and talk to him:

to see if she could get a take on him.  She said she thought he'd be cool, so we decided to give him a shot at it if he would go put on some decent clothes, then come back and try to romance her into taking him on as a client. 

He started with this lie about how big his dick was and just cracked her up. :)  and since he made her laugh, she told him he was getting there. 

That's when he took out the flowers he had hidden in his pants under his coat and that's when her resolve melted.  Keanu was *in*, so to speak.