BRAD PITT

I can't believe those Ho's refused to see me after I took off all my clothes and walked here nekkid from Hollywood.  How many times do I have to apologize for how my character behaved in "Thelma and Louise?"  Fifteen years penance, MY ASS!  I'LL BE BACK IN 4 YEARS, HO'S!   YOU JUST BE READY FOR SOME BRAD LOVIN'!

[Note from Sage:  Yeah, Buddy.  We'll be ready.  Pfft.]