This is me when I learned that one of Sage's Ho's had agreed to sponsor me in as a NonSoap Client.  I was so in shock I thought I was going to cry like a little girl. 

This is me getting to know my first Ho at the Ranch.  I thought she was fab, but I was eager to put in my time and move up to the even better Ho's.

That Ho was so great (though a bit skinny for me) that I took her to the beach to play.  Here I am moving in for an unexpected rear maneuver.  Whoo Hooo!

I took a Ho with me to the Golden Globe Awards and we had a most excellent time.  Sage's Ho's know hand and foot holds that exist in a limo I had never dreamed of!

I think a lot about my Ho's and whenever you see me on screen, just remember that where I'm really wanting to be is at the Ranch with a Ho.

This space is reserved for when I finally am worthy of melting the teeth of the Vestal Virgin.  *sigh*  One day!