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Isn’t it ironic?
Alanis Morissette
Yes, Alanis, it is ironic. It is ironic that on a show titled One
Life to Live, few characters actually live just one life. Either they
return from the dead, or they have alters living many lives for them. Or
their lives permutate through the ever popular recast. When Mitch and then
Victor returned I started thinking about all that has happened in Llanview
since I started watching 35 years ago. And that has inspired this little
ditty called My Time In Llanview, sung to the tune of The Twelve
Days of Christmas.
My Time in Llanview
During my time in Llanview, TPTB have given to me
1 exploding wedding cake
During my time in Llanview, TPTB have given to me
2 Cristian Vegas
and
1 exploding wedding cake
During my time in Llanview, TPTB have given to me
3 Drew Buchanans
2 Cristian Vegas
and
1 exploding wedding cake
During my time in Llanview TPTB gave to me
4 Cassie Callison Carpenters
3 Drew Buchanans
2 Cristian Vegas
and
1 exploding wedding cake
During my time in Llanview TPTB gave to me
5 shows a week
4 Cassie Callison Carpenters
3 Drew Buchanans
and
1 exploding wedding cake
During my time in Llanview TPTB gave to me
6 Viki’s alters
5 shows a week
4 Cassie Callison Carpenters
3 Drew Buchanans
2 Cristian Vegas
and
1 exploding wedding cake
During my time in Llanview TPTB have given me
7 Daniel Woleks
6 Viki’s alters
5 shows a week
4 Cassie Callison Carpenters
3 Drew Buchanans
2 Cristian Vegas
and
1 exploding wedding cake
During my time in Llanview TPTB have given me
8 Al Holdens
7 Daniel Woleks
6 Viki’s alters
5 shows a week
4 Cassie Callison Carpenters
3 Drew Buchanans
2 Cristian Vegas
and
1 exploding wedding cake
During my time in Llanview TPTB have given me
9 cases of “Surprise! I’m your sibling!”
8 Al Holdens
7 Daniel Woleks
6 Viki’s alters
5 shows a week
4 Cassie Callison Carpenters
3 Drew Buchanans
2 Cristian Vegas
and
1 exploding wedding cake
During my time in Llanview TPTB have given me
10 Kevin Buchanans
9 cases of “Surprise! I’m your sibling
8 Al Holdens
7 Daniel Woleks
6 Viki’s alters
5 shows a week
4 Cassie Callison Carpenters
3 Drew Buchanans
2 Cristian Vegas
and
1 exploding wedding cake!
During my time in Llanview TPTB have given me
11 False Accusations of Murder
10 Kevin Buchanans
9 cases of “Surprise! I’m your sibling!”
8 Al Holdens
7 Daniel Woleks
6 Viki’s Alters
5 shows a week
4 Cassie Callison Carpenters
3 Drew Buchanans
2 Cristian Vegas
and
1 exploding wedding cake!
During my time in Llanview TPTB have given me
12 characters saying “Hi, Honey I’m Back from the Dead!”
11 false accusations of murder
10 Kevin Buchanans
9 cases of “Surprise! I’m your sibling!”
8 Al Holdens
7 Daniel Woleks
6 Viki’s alters
5 shows a week
4 Cassie Callison Carpenters
3 Drew Buchanans
2 Cristian Vegas
and
1 exploding wedding cake!
All this singing has worn me out. I will be back in a few days with my
take on what is going on in present day Llanview. And in Toronto, too.
Wouldn’t want to leave out Keri and the baby. Oh, would that I could.
Thank you to everyone who has written me to say that they missed my
column. I appreciate that more than I can say.
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