Two little monkeys boinkin on the desk

AJ said, "Don't be a pest!"

For 10 years now I've had no sex so...

No little monkeys boinkin on the desk!!!

But then...

Two little monkeys boinkin on the desk

AJ said did I not impress?

I'm not getting any so take a rest.

AND NO MORE MONKEYS
BOINKIN ON THE DESK!

OR YOU'RE FIRED!!

So who's fired now, bitch?

*sigh*  This job is really, really hard!

and then...

Two little monkeys...