Oct 5, 2004
I wanted to write yesterday, but real life both on and off
the net kept getting in the way. I'm going to have to hit the reset button
on putting my own wants and needs a tad ahead of everyone else's. Lately,
I've been a little too swept up in should's and ought to's. Sadly, my
house hasn't gotten totally spotless in this latest round of should's and ought
to's. That is the should and ought to of the day.
Whose arrival am I awaiting?
Bring on the cabana boy...with drinks.
Remember that point I made a few times about the fact that I don't drink well?
Note the fact that I no longer care that I don't drink well.
Even though I have found peace with the
dog issue, despite it not yet being resolved yet, I am still fairly off-kilter
these days. I've been juggling a number of different situations, plus my
kids all lost their minds at once. All this week, if there are two or more
of them in one room, one will be starting trouble with the other one or two.
It's been bedlam and normally, things are pretty peaceful around here. I
think they are still reacting to the tension with the dog thing. It's been
hard for everyone.
I'm watching those sea gulls dripping
all over the page and thinking that this week, as in the past 7 days or so, has
felt like those birds were busy shitting all over me. When it rains, it
pours.
Don't you think they should have Bacon
Flavored Pam Cooking Spray? There's nothing better than eggs cooked in
bacon grease, then you have to dab the damned things for an hour and a half,
removing about a half cup of grease and a quarter inch of artery blockage from
them before you can eat them, PLUS of course NOW you have to eat the bacon too,
so there's more dabbing. If we can synthesize bacon bits, it shouldn't be
a problem to make Bacon Flavored Pam Cooking Spray.
I have had the most bizarre moments of
clarity lately, which is odd since I'm not sleeping much and have been kind of
foggy. I don't mean where I hit normal clarity out of fogginess, but super
clarity out of fogginess. It's all been around people and it's like I'm
seeing them for the first time or as they truly are. Some are really
beautiful, nearly beatific. It's funny how we get in our head that the
people we know are one way and then we suddenly see them in a whole new light.
Funny enough, I've gotten a hoard (as in 3-4, which I think officially
constitutes a hoard, but I'll have to check the hoard statues to be sure) of
references to The Emperor's New
Clothing in the past couple of weeks. It's startlingly apropros.
It's shown up in a book, an outdated magazine, a TV show and in conversation
with a friend when I didn't mention it first.
I miss Danny Kaye.
So yeah, it's been strange. I
feel like I've had glasses on that have filtered out certain aspects of people
and when they come off now and again, I see them in really startling clarity.
Is this part of the harvest boon? It's so... interesting.
My bed beckons. Tomorrow, I will
be cleaning, inside and out all day, giving the house a full going over.
My father-in-law, who I have never met (nope, that was Eric's mom and
stepfather) is supposed to be visiting from Florida this weekend and I don't
want to mess with cleaning while they are here. Eric is working very long
hours and I don't want him to have to deal with any of it. I'm talking
Murphy's Oil Soap on the front deck, moving trash cans, shampooing carpets and
furniture, scrubbing the bathroom, cleaning kids' rooms and such.
I've been walking every day on the
treadmill, which has helped my energy level (ok, it's true, shut up).
Next, I move to strength training with the resistance tubes and exercise ball
(I'm on my 4th thanks to Wicked Nathan and his pointy objects). I have to
empty the shed (eeeep!) and pull out my harvest/Halloween decorations. I
have my big, light up Witch flying over her moon on the front of the house, but
everything else is packed away. Eric had to work late and missed his
appointment with the homeschool teacher, so we have no assignments yet and I
want to make good use of the time. Wonder what I will have accomplished by
this time tomorrow! Wish me luck!
So I won't likely be around much
tomorrow and maybe into Friday. Talk amongst yourselves and don't forget
to send that cabana boy around.
Love,
K
Two swindlers sold the king a new suit although
there really was no suit there at all. But they held it up, and said: "Your
Majesty this is a magic suit. To a wise man this is a beautiful raiment but to a
fool it is absolutely invisible." The king not wishing to appear to be a fool,
sang--
Isn't it grand! Isn't it fine! Look at the cut, the style, the line!
The suit of clothes is altogether
But altogether it's altogether
The most remarkable suit of clothes that I have ever seen.
These eyes of mine at once determined
The sleeves are velvet, the cape is ermine
The hose are blue and the doublet is a lovely shade of green.
Somebody send for the queen
They sent for the queen and told her about the magic suit of clothes. The
queen not wishing to appear a fool, sang--
Well, isn't it oh! Isn't it rich! Look at the charm of every stitch!
The suit of clothes is altogether
But altogether it's altogether
The most remarkable suit of clothes that I have ever seen.
These eyes of mine at once determined
The sleeves are velvet, the cape is ermine
The hose are blue and the doublet is a lovely shade of green.
Summon the court to convene
They sent for the ambassadors, the dukes, the earls, the counts, the entire
court, and told them about the magic suit of clothes. They not wishing to appear
to be fools, sang--
Isn't it ohhh! Isn't it ahhh! Isn't it absolutely wheee (whistle sound)!
The suit of clothes is altogether
But altogether it's altogether
The most remarkable suit of clothes a tailor ever made.
Now quickly, put it altogether
With gloves of leather and hat and feather
It's altogether the thing to wear in Saturday's parade.
Leading the royal brigade
The streets were lined thousands and thousands who all knew about the magic
suit and not wishing to appear to be fools, cheered wildly as the king went by.
But one little boy hadn't heard about the magic suit so when the king came by he
looked, and looked, and then uttered, as innocently as could be--
Look at the king! Look at the the king ! Look at the king, the king, the king !
The king is in the altogether
But altogether the altogether
He's altogether as naked as the day that he was born.
The King is in the altogether
But altogether the altogether.
It's altogether the very least the King has ever worn
And now everybody, snapped back to reality, sang--
The king is in the altogether
But altogether the altogether
He's altogether as naked as the day that he was born.
And it's altogether too chilly a morn!