►Viki feels compelled to see Ben after having a vivid dream about him, so she sneaks out of Llanfair and goes to the hospital to be by his bedside. 

I haven't heard anything about Mark Derwin returning, so I'm presuming that Viki will be emoting to a blanket covered pair of pillows.

►Viki suffers a massive coronary and flatlines, but the doctors are able to bring her back.

Having barely (in the scheme of things) found her way out of breast cancer, Viki just cannot get a break on the health issues, more specifically, chest issues.  From a purely esoteric perspective, one would think that Viki has some serious 4th chakra problems.  My thought is that with all of the husbands she's buried, not to mention a mother, a child and a grandchild, if anyone is entitled to have a broken heart, it's Viki.  Has anyone checked on Steve Burke lately?

►Dorian comforts Viki after she is told she needs a heart transplant.

These two share such an oddly dichotomous relationship.  There are few actual friendships that have been through as much as Dorian and Viki have shared.

Monday, May 17

Of all of the people who could finally muster up the brain steam to link these two incidents, Kevin was the last one I'd expect to come through on it, going back to that old joke about "enough blood supply to operate one at a time."  Kevin has always prioritized one over another and unless Kelly is spiking his food with saltpeter, I doubt now is any different.  Maybe Blair ruined him for other women or broke his stuff or something.  He's been suspiciously sedated in the luvvv department lately.

Seeing Todd pressure Paul will be a joy to watch.  Seeing anyone give Paul the business will be a joy to watch.

So she's the el calfo of el Toro, eh.  No wonder she's such a silly little moo.

She definitely does not have the cahoonies to confront Antonio about it.  I mean, take care of your home business at home, chickie-poo.

Tuesday, May 18

  • Kelly asks Paul if Kevin will find out that Paul stole Ace for her.

    Has he got a set of crystal balls to consult now?  Oh great Swami Paul...
     

  • Natalie agrees to go to Paul's hotel room with him.

    And no good ever came outta that place.
     

  • Michael convinces Marcie to go out with Jen.

    Is Michael working out some typical male fantasies here or what?

    Evangeline asks Antonio to go undercover as a male stripper at the Hook Up.

    Is Evangeline working out some typical female fantasies here or what?

    •  Wednesday, May 19
     

  • Viki has a nightmare in which she glimpses scenes of her own death and its impact on her family.

    LOVE OLTL's special moments like this.  Remember Dorian's trip to hell?  Yummy!
     

  • Viki tells Ben she knows what he was trying to tell her in her dream and later begins to experience severe chest pains.

    • Vengeance for missing a day of visiting him?

    Thursday, May 20
     

  • The cardiologist informs Viki and her family that Viki will need a heart transplant in order to survive.

    And I know just the guy to get her a discount ticker.
     

  • Marcie goes to get incriminating evidence against Dr. Long.

    Did she catch him with someone else's heart on his sleeve?
     

  • Natalie stalls making love with Paul.

    Pfft.  Who wouldn't?
     

  • Jen is not ready to reconcile with Lindsay.

    Between shooting her dad and sleeping with her ex-husband, Lindsay is admittedly raking up quite a pile of crimes to block a reconciliation.

    • Friday, May 21

  • David flees after believing he killed Paul during their fight.

    Awwww.  When David is sad, Katrina is sad.
     

  • Kelly and Todd dispose of Paul's body in a landfill.

    The perfect place for trash!
     

  • Michael catches Dr. Long with an illegally obtained donor heart, which later becomes contaminated. 

    You've just got to hate when you're caught red-handed from the blood of an illegally obtained heart.


    • ►Marcie fights for her life on the roof of the hospital on Monday, May 24

    Yikes!  This whole story has just not been a healthy turn for anyone concerned.  Oh to be young, curious and righteous again!

    ►Viki’s condition goes downhill on Tuesday, May 25.

    Go to the light, Viki, and escape the boring stories plaguing OLTL now!

    ►Kelly is convinced that Kevin is onto her secret on Wednesday, May 26.

    Will she scrunch her face and grimace muchly?  Oh wait, she does that on a normal day.

    ►David makes a shocking confession on Thursday, May 27.

    It's really Katrina that I love.

    ►Antonio uncovers Carlotta's secret on Friday, May 28.

    You know, you just can't live in this town unless you have a secret.  I think her secret is that she knows what REALLY happened to Cristian and why Antonio REALLY went undercover:


    HE'S A MALE STRIPPER!

    ►Matthew plans a camping trip for Bo and Nora that is full of mishaps.

    When are these manipulative little soap kids going to realize that "The Parent Trap" was a movie and make believe?  Wait a minute...  This is make believe too.  OK, when are these manipulative little soap kids going to go back to their attics and diabetes camps?  OK, Starr can stay, but gimme a break from the kid scene?  I watch soaps to ESCAPE reality, not to deal with more kid drama!  I've got that in spades in real life!

    ►Todd is angered when Starr finds a way to stay connected to Travis.

    OK, Travis can stay too.  He's just cuter than a bug's ear.  I wub him.

    ►Starr has another secret admirer.

    WHAT?  Travis already has competition?