*sniff*  It's my favorite ugly blanket.
The one...

...Nikolas wrapped me in when the
bad, bad electrical outage tried
to get me.  *sigh*

Sup with the ugly blanket, hothoochiechickwife?

Um.... NOTHING!

Why don't I believe you?

I don't know, Mr Suspicious, but I know
I CAN'T TAKE THIS CONSTANT SCRUTINY!!

Zander, you have to stop caring that
I was making out oh so hot and heavy
with the studly and very horny Nikolas.  It is
driving
me
crazy.

I know.  I'm sorry, Em.  I've been unreasonable.
I know this has been hard for you.

Now put away ugly blanket

Boink.  Gotcher butt.

*ding dong*

Emily!  Your lights are out!
Sex me up!

*Theme from Somewhere In Time Plays*
Yes, Nikolas

Is that ugly blanket... I mean THE ugly blanket.

*Nikolas is lost in memory as the theme from
Somewhere in Time breaks out again*

I'm

IN

THE

ROOM, you two!!!

Zander, I've been thinking.  I have an idea for
how to handle this little, um, problem we have...

Problem?  Oh, you mean the whole thing
about you horndogging my wife?

Zander, please *hisses*  Nikolas is speaking.

Here.  I'll distract you.

Whoo hooo!

There's a movie called "Paint Your Wagon"
where a beautiful woman loves two men
and is married to both of them...