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            | Welcome to ME!!   Honey, you're 
            either going to "get" me and know my heart and my intent or you're 
            not going to "get" me at all.  If you don't, know your limitations 
            and just back away from the keyboard after clicking the little "X" 
            in the box on the upper right corner of your browser window, ne'er 
            to return again.   I used to have a long 
            disclaimer here for the confused and manners-challenged people who 
            don't know the difference between a "rumor" or "gossip" and an 
            actual spoiler, but screw it.  Angry, bitter, small minded 
            people will always talk their trash to compensate for their own 1st 
            chakra frustrations and inadequacies.   When you read those 
            vicious people on the message boards, just shake your head and 
            remember they aren't getting any play, so they're grumpy.  Pity 
            them, then dismiss them.
             
 
            
             
 
            Note:  Due to the large volume of 
            e-mail he receives, Sage regrets that he is unable to personally 
            answer each e-mail.  He wants you to know that he reads each and 
            every one (some 2-3 times) and greatly appreciates your 
            communication. 
            Please 
            DO NOT 
            ask Sage for further info on 
            what is going to happen on the shows.  
            Any information 
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April 3, 2003 
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You Tee Eff? 
NUTTY GH RUMORS AHEAD! 
So check out the latest, children.  Coming from a source that Sage just 
luvvvvs to death is the awesome rumor that *gasp* Skye isn't really a 
Quartermaine and TRACY is the one to find out about it!  
(Da da dunnnnn!)  Me thinks THAT is why Rae comes back to Port 
Charles for a bit!  Did she lie to Alan or THINK he was the father?  
Did she just want Skye to have a rich daddy?  We'll find out as more rumors 
and spoilers emerge! 
AND on other GH fronts... 
The mouth is IT as (sit down for this one) Courtney and Faith have a liplock.  
Don't ask me to explain, honey, just wait for further news as I get it. 
Yes indeedio, Carly hocks a lugie right at Ric as well! 
Drama EXPLODES on.... 
 
Believe it or not, this is not a joke. 
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            APRIL 4, 
            2003 
            
            
            today's search:"Smiley Generator" -
 
            Result #1 
            YAYYY!!!  You can now access Eye on Soaps 
            through our search engine!!  Check it out! 
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  (Yes, Sage is a guy... and a damned good looking one too!)
 
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