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SPOILERS!
GH 
SPOILERS!
Been checking out the spoiler train and came up with a few 
of them, compliments of one of my favorite and most reliable sources.
Jason finds himself back in his home away from home 
(jail).  He manages to get out and save the day by rescuing Sonny and 
getting him to the rehearsal in time.
Alkazar Redux shows up in town and is promptly arrested by 
Scott, but Scott falls to the dark side and takes a bribe to let him go.
Ric is in full sheep's clothing and convinces everyone 
he's ready to bury the hatchet with Sonny, meanwhile, he finalizes his plans to 
kidnap Carly.
Ric drugs Liz and snags Carly just before the wedding, 
then it's Michael who says, "Where's Mommy?"
Ric takes Carly to the "safe room," which has been 
converted to a nursery.
Stefan brings Lydia (Jessica Ferraron)
to town, trying to rebuild the Cassadine fortune through a business 
marriage between her and Nikolas.
Nik is busy himself covering for Emily.  They end up 
falling asleep together and everyone critical sees it, including Lydia.  
Zander figures they slept together.
Lydia makes special plans for Nikolas, but he stands her 
up for Emily.
Luke ends up in the hospital and Cameron tells Lucky he 
has to decide whether or not Luke is committed to a psychiatric hospital. 
Lucky agrees to having his father committed, but Luke and 
Summer have other ideas.

Jane Elliot returns as Tracy Quartermaine for one day on 
June 12th.  This is one more "head up the ass" move on the part of the 
powers that be.  Sign this woman!  She single-handedly brought GH out 
of the dumps the last time she was here and is like the paddles on the chest of 
flat-lined patient!
While GH is much better than it was this time last year, 
it still is having troubles that could easily and quickly be remedied by 
catalysts like Tracy Quartermaine who light up every corner of the show into 
which the short sighted and narrow minded powers that be allow her to venture.
AMC
JEddy's' back on Monday for no apparent good reason.
The arrival of Mary and her reconnect with Jackson has the boards buzzing 
about the powers that be finally exploring the idea of Jackson being Greenlee's 
real father.
That's all for now!  Just wanted to keep you posted!
  
  
    
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 CORRECTION!
CORRECTION!
Blake Gibbon's new project, "The Legend of Butch and 
Sundance," has NOT been picked up as a  series just yet. It is a 2 hour telefilm that will air on NBC in September. Once it airs they will look at the 
numbers and then make a decision based on that information and the time slots 
available etc.
We definitely wish Blake Gibbons the best since GH seems 
intent on not investing in this wonderful actor.
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 Something 
to Play With
Something 
to Play With
True or not?  Here are some GH rumors that were 
passed on to me by someone who read them at
The Zone:
Too many GH actors?  
For years, GH has dominate the cast count for ABC, usually employing 10-12 more 
people than OLTL, AMC or PC and now the rumor is that Brian Frons said, "Trim 
it!!"  While it's already been announced that Brittney Powell is leaving as 
Summer, other names rumored to be on the chopping block are Jackie Zeman (long 
time rumor), Lane Davies (ouch), Andrea Pearson (another recurring rumor), She 
Who Shall Not Be Mentioned and Who I Still Believe Is LEAVING Within a Few Weeks 
and Greg Vaughn as the Nuest NuLucky.
[For all those who 
are eager to write to me saying, "______ can't be/isn't leaving because ______," 
please note that A) these are RUMORS I've heard, not reporting as fact here and 
B) ______ doesn't mean shitzaballs any more and anyone is on the short list 
these days.]
Rumored to be 
dropped to recurring are Kin Shriner (who is also rumored to return to PC), John 
j. York (yes, I know we just got him back), Billy Warlock (yes, I know he just 
signed a 3 year contract), John Ingle (a surprise) and Anna Lee (already pretty 
much "recurring").
Quickie rumored spoilers:
Jason is 
sure Ric is the one who sent the magical, labor inducing photo of Sonny's 
beat-down self and goes looking for him.  Sonny and Carly barely make it to 
wedding rehearsal, what with Sonny getting the bejesus stomped out of him and 
Jason having to go save the day.  Alexis is able to pull a last minute save 
and grab a video of herself that proves she's Dobson.  Michael asks, 
"Where's Mommy??"  The question is, does he mean Carly or Leticia?
That's all for now.  More as I get it!
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.jpg) Welcome 
to the week, Darlings!!!
Welcome 
to the week, Darlings!!!
As Katrina would say, it was a STELLAR weekend!!  Mom was at Kye's 
all day today, so I got a LOT of work done in the herb garden today, then spent 
the afternoon playing with Paint Shop Pro until tonight.  I can't really 
point to anything in particular that was outrageously spectacular, but lately, 
when things are nice and no one's bitching and the weather is wonderful, the 
life is just... *sigh*... wonderful.
 Did you 
really think I was going to leave you with that basic news and gossipy column 
from Friday?  Pfft.  Darlings, you need to be entertained!  It's 
Monday.  Mondaymondaymonday!!  This is going to be the greatest week 
ever.  Why, you ask???  Ask any CassaHo and they'll tell you why!  
Today is the day that my favorite Dark Prince wings his way home and stands toe 
to toe with the reigning Dark Lord,  Luke Spencer.  My hope is that 
the powers that be will want to get their money's worth and will be using him in 
scene after scene on a daily basis.  I could never get tired of watching 
Stefan, from the first glimpse of that signet ring on the Cassadine plane on.  
He is just a fascinating piece of work and the multilayers just keep on peeling 
back.  If we are lucky enough to bring back Mommie Dearest as well, no 
doubt the twisted and delicious Addams Family of Spoon Island will again mine 
out the deepest of Cassadine secrets and serve them up for us with fava beans 
and a nice glass of chianti.
Did you 
really think I was going to leave you with that basic news and gossipy column 
from Friday?  Pfft.  Darlings, you need to be entertained!  It's 
Monday.  Mondaymondaymonday!!  This is going to be the greatest week 
ever.  Why, you ask???  Ask any CassaHo and they'll tell you why!  
Today is the day that my favorite Dark Prince wings his way home and stands toe 
to toe with the reigning Dark Lord,  Luke Spencer.  My hope is that 
the powers that be will want to get their money's worth and will be using him in 
scene after scene on a daily basis.  I could never get tired of watching 
Stefan, from the first glimpse of that signet ring on the Cassadine plane on.  
He is just a fascinating piece of work and the multilayers just keep on peeling 
back.  If we are lucky enough to bring back Mommie Dearest as well, no 
doubt the twisted and delicious Addams Family of Spoon Island will again mine 
out the deepest of Cassadine secrets and serve them up for us with fava beans 
and a nice glass of chianti.  
As far as Constance Towers returning, her folks still say 
she has not been contacted, however, I'm hearing that her arrival is being 
deliberated paced to occur after Stephen Nichols settles in, so I'm betting that 
she'll sweep to take the town firming in her well manicured grasps somewhere 
around oh, August sweeps.  And what of her poor clone?  Still rotting 
away in prison?  How will Stefan be connected to Summer's departure?  
No doubt, that will fire up the feud even more since both Spencer men are 
attached in by the zipper.
 Funny 
rumors are going around suggesting that the Kristina that showed up with Jax 
wasn't the real deal and was actually a plant from Helena (like a philodendron, 
I guess).  Is that what we call a "do over."  It's such a pity that a 
talented actress and singer (can we say "nurses ball?") as Jamie Rae Newman was 
reduced to playing such a horribly annoying character.  If you want to be 
reminded of how bad it got, just take a look to the right.  Yeee-ikes.  
With GH in a  state of character flux, lots leaving and a few more trailing 
back in, it's going to be interesting to see where it all lands.
Funny 
rumors are going around suggesting that the Kristina that showed up with Jax 
wasn't the real deal and was actually a plant from Helena (like a philodendron, 
I guess).  Is that what we call a "do over."  It's such a pity that a 
talented actress and singer (can we say "nurses ball?") as Jamie Rae Newman was 
reduced to playing such a horribly annoying character.  If you want to be 
reminded of how bad it got, just take a look to the right.  Yeee-ikes.  
With GH in a  state of character flux, lots leaving and a few more trailing 
back in, it's going to be interesting to see where it all lands.  
              
              
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   We're 
Not Worthy!  We're Not Worthy!
We're 
Not Worthy!  We're Not Worthy!
  But of COURSE, we are 
  worthy, darlings, or it would not be happening!  You know what I'm 
  talking about!  Cam Mat is on his way back to 
  AMC and 
  sadly, one of the components I most enjoyed about Ryan will be absent (no, NOT 
  frilly Gilly, I am talking about CHRIS and that incredible father-son dynamic 
  that was just starting to unfold when CM left the show).  *sigh*  I 
  look 
  
   forward 
  to having him back and would actually love to see him pick up on his 
  interesting love angle with Liza!  I'll never forget when Wildwind was 
  burning and I somehow had missed the spoiler that they were going to make out 
  and BAM!  All of a sudden they were just going for it like grouper fish!  
  I loved it!!  No first airdate is yet given for his return, but he's all 
  over it, putting to rest the casting call AMC issued.
forward 
  to having him back and would actually love to see him pick up on his 
  interesting love angle with Liza!  I'll never forget when Wildwind was 
  burning and I somehow had missed the spoiler that they were going to make out 
  and BAM!  All of a sudden they were just going for it like grouper fish!  
  I loved it!!  No first airdate is yet given for his return, but he's all 
  over it, putting to rest the casting call AMC issued.  
            
  This seems to be a strong 
  trend at ABC, to issue a casting call and then pull in the original again.  
  It happened with Stephen Nichols/Stefan and now we have seen a fer real 
  casting call go out for the role of Kelly Cramer.  Is Gina Tognoni far 
  behind?  We heard she was getting closer to signing and now that the 
  casting call has gone out, it's hard to tell which way it will fall.
  
   Now that poor Leora had 
  passed on and the Haywards are destined for a very messy break up, people are 
  abuzz with the idea that finally, Anna will return to Port Charles and Robert 
  Scorpio will turn up again.  Other rumors have Kim McCullough all but 
  signing on the line to return to AMC on a more permanent basis.  I'm not 
  hearing either one as having enough foundation in truth to be given much 
  credence at this time, so cool yer jets and just wait and see how it all 
  unfolds.  Last word was that FH was happy being on AMC and AMC was happy 
  to have her, so I would NOT look for a departure anywhere soon.
Now that poor Leora had 
  passed on and the Haywards are destined for a very messy break up, people are 
  abuzz with the idea that finally, Anna will return to Port Charles and Robert 
  Scorpio will turn up again.  Other rumors have Kim McCullough all but 
  signing on the line to return to AMC on a more permanent basis.  I'm not 
  hearing either one as having enough foundation in truth to be given much 
  credence at this time, so cool yer jets and just wait and see how it all 
  unfolds.  Last word was that FH was happy being on AMC and AMC was happy 
  to have her, so I would NOT look for a departure anywhere soon.
  The info I'm getting says 
  that Max Alexander  
  has NOT been let go as Carlos, despite rumors to the contrary, and that the 
  casting call that went out is actually for a completely different character.  
  Seems AMC is looking to ethnic out the cast a bit more and this is the 
  beginning of the process.  Look for more characters of color to be 
  popping up on all ABC shows as the directive came down from the top to finally 
  jostle the cast around to provide a more realistic melting pot on the shows 
  instead of the Great White Way that we see now.
  Speaking of AMC, we want 
  all Pine Valley Bulletin fans to know that their server is temporarily down 
  and they WILL be back up soon!  We have it on authority!
  Lots of news on 
  OLTL.  
  As I reported a few weeks ago, we are going to get a fer real Mitch 
   murder 
  mystery in the next few weeks.  Although suspicion is going to rest 
  heavily on Blair as the culprit (Doesn't she get blamed for every killing in 
  Pennsylvania any more?  She and Lindsay constitute "the usual suspects" 
  for Llanview), it's very possible that Mitch's own brother, Walker, will be 
  the one to finally do in Llanview's own Jason.   Before long, Mitch 
  will be the urban legend spoken in whispered tones:  the man who would 
  not die.  
  
  Dorian and Blair will be at odds again when 
  even Dorian isn't convinced that Blair is innocent of murder.
murder 
  mystery in the next few weeks.  Although suspicion is going to rest 
  heavily on Blair as the culprit (Doesn't she get blamed for every killing in 
  Pennsylvania any more?  She and Lindsay constitute "the usual suspects" 
  for Llanview), it's very possible that Mitch's own brother, Walker, will be 
  the one to finally do in Llanview's own Jason.   Before long, Mitch 
  will be the urban legend spoken in whispered tones:  the man who would 
  not die.  
  
  Dorian and Blair will be at odds again when 
  even Dorian isn't convinced that Blair is innocent of murder.
  Viki will be making a 
  career change that will be unlike anything she has ever done before.  
  While she does this, NuKevin will be taking over The Banner, but watch for him 
  to take it in directions that would make Grandpa Victor turn over in his brand 
  new grave!  
  Keep your eye on both 
  Roxy and Natalie.  The actresses who play these fiery ladies have both 
  been dropping the pounds.  Ilene Kristen is gearing up for a big love 
  story and Melissa Archer is getting ready for that big wedding set to air 
  when?  November sweeps.  Tentative date is November 7th.
  Looks like Keri is going 
  to be around for the long haul and rumors of her return being temporary were 
  unfounded.  
  GH
  
   Nikolas 
is more than compliant to Emily's wish that they appear to have a relationship, 
even to the point of moving her into Wyndemere.  Monica is seriously torn 
when she sees what this is doing to Zander, but continues to keep Emily's 
confidence.  
  Stefan returns with 
a honey for Nikolas, played by 
  Jessica Ferrarone.   
This throws a monkey wrench in the NEmily faux romance.
Nikolas 
is more than compliant to Emily's wish that they appear to have a relationship, 
even to the point of moving her into Wyndemere.  Monica is seriously torn 
when she sees what this is doing to Zander, but continues to keep Emily's 
confidence.  
  Stefan returns with 
a honey for Nikolas, played by 
  Jessica Ferrarone.   
This throws a monkey wrench in the NEmily faux romance.
  Maxie is determined to 
  not have Georgie give up her virginity to Lucas and even arranges to have 
  Georgia catch them kissing.
   Why 
  Liz bothers to quit her job at Kelly's when like Bobbie and Courtney, she's 
  never there, is beyond me.  Summer takes up the gauntlet to become the 
  newest person who in employed by Kelly's but doesn't work there.  The 
  only people who EVER did a lick there were Rose, Paddy, Ruby and Tammy.
Why 
  Liz bothers to quit her job at Kelly's when like Bobbie and Courtney, she's 
  never there, is beyond me.  Summer takes up the gauntlet to become the 
  newest person who in employed by Kelly's but doesn't work there.  The 
  only people who EVER did a lick there were Rose, Paddy, Ruby and Tammy.
  
  As you've likely heard, Blake Gibbons' new 
pilot is a go, so our chances of seeing Coleman are getting slimmer.  Here 
I got my hopes all up when I heard Kyle's last name was Radcliffe (surely it's 
not just a coincidence or lazy writers!), so we'll see where all that lands!
  The rumors are still 
  strong for a Brenda recast.  We know VM won't be back for a while since 
  her primetime gig is a go, but we know how long they can last. 
  
              
              
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  And 
  that, my darlings, concludes Sage's early column for the week to come.  
  If I get more info or the Muse whacks me in the head, of course you'll hear 
  from me again, but info came early this week and I didn't want to sit on it 
  until Monday.  Consider this to be the Monday night installment on 
  Friday.