RUPERT EVERETT

Since this is how Everett looked when we were finished with him:

he wasn't even in a state to give us a testimonial (I'm sure he will when he regains consciousness), we will tell his story in pictures:

Ha!  As soon as he was at the Ranch, Mocha had to hand him a towel to clean up his unfortunate, um, early emission upon seeing our beautiful Ho's.  (*amateur*)

So as per policy, he had to sit in the invisible time out chair, wearing lacy pants for an hour watching all the Ho's go by.

Before long, he was gettin' busy with one of our girls, the pubescent early launch long forgotten

and his manhood was restored to full glory.  *Another happy ending at The Ranch."  :-)