It was bound to happen.  You watched the soaps long enough and your mind starts to wander and pretty soon, you're undressing the characters not just for naughty reasons, but also to dress them up like little paper dolls.  There wasn't really any rhyme or reason to the ones I chose to play with, but the number of photos available and how they would work in the context of the revamp had a lot to do with my choices.  LOL.  You can definitely tell the ones I did when I was a bit further down into the bottle of Captain Morgans!  I'm almost out too!  Only another shot left and then I'm san liquor, which is a sad way for Sage to be.

So let's roll along and start with one of my favorite characters:

Anworfio, Chief of Security for all Hot Women of Llanview, consumed with honor and pride and determined to growl at every male character on the canvas.

Awwww.  But who could growl at OLTL's most loveable and cuddly buddy team ever?  Don't they just make you want to eat up an oreo cookie and call it Bo and Hank?  Dark chocolate Hank on the outside and white creamy Bo in the middle!  Definitely a lethal combination!

OK, that's all I could think of for OLTL.  No clue why GH got so busy on these, but then, GH is always the exhibitionist show of ABC.  I call this one:


A Nikwork Orange

 


FranknMorgan

Don't we think that with the stress of the last two years that Alexis should be able to just cut loose, have no boundaries and just go wild?  Wait.  She's already doing that now.  Oh well, I kind of liked the idea of:


MaDavis
"Like a Butler...
Servin for the very first time."

If EVER a guy needed to just go crazy and let off some steam, it's my boy Mike.  Submitted for your approval:

 
Mikeloaf

"Lemme sleep on it, baybee baybee lemme sleep on it.
Lemme sleep on it, I'll give ya an answer in th' mornin."
"I GOTTA KNOW RIGHT NOW, DO YA LOVE ME,
WILL YA LOVE ME FOREVER DO YOU NEED ME..."

So why shouldn't he delve into the deeper meaning of parental connectivity, up and down the ladder??  I think if anyone needs some serious "To be or not to be" talk, it's:


Camlet

The Corinthos family just gives us so much material to work with that I hardly knew where to start!  How about:


Da da da da da da da da daaaaah

Da da da da da DA DA DAH

DA DAAA DA DUT

DAH DA DA DA DAH

DA DA DA

DA DA DA

DA DA DA

Duh DA DA DA DA DA

DA

DAAAAAAAA

 

 


Going to California

Right about that time, Sonny figured out Roscoe's widder was somehow involved and he and Jason jumped into the General Lee and headed on over to Miami to set the record straight.

 

Meanwhile, Ric was going through his Lizard King phase:


Come on baby light my fire
Come on baby light my fire
Try and set the night on
FIRE!!!!


Then of course, there are the
RED HOT CHILI MOBSTERS!

(Take it away, take it away, take it away now!)

And with that, Sage is out of here for the day.  Hope you enjoyed yourself!!  OK, I know the last one sucks, but it was just too much fun to leave out.  You just gotta love a good treasure trail!  Wagons... ho?

Love ya,
Sage