| CHARACTER | STAR TO PLAY CHARACTER | COMMENTS, IF ANY |
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|
 Jennifer Connelly |
|
 Erica |
 Elizabeth Taylor |
I've always thought Erica was patterning herself after Liz's best days. Lotsa hubbies, petite, drama, diva, yeah. They both even have dolls made of themselves. |
 Jackson |
 Richard Gere |
|
 David |
 Rob Lowe |
Rob Lowe is so good at playing gorgeous AND smarmy. Perfect fit. |
 Brooke |
 Shirley MacLaine |
Just has it all. |
 Greenlee |
 Sandra Bullock |
Attitude is everything. |
 Edmund |
 Colin Firth |
Insert joke here about him being my firth choith. |
 Adam |
 Donald Sutherland |
Lose the beard, baby. |
 Mia |
 Laura San Giacomo |
I'd take her back a few years or so, but those eyes! Yowzers |
 Maggie |
 Kim Delaney |
Gimme dat peroxide bottle |
 Simone |
 Jasmine from Aladdin |
>:<
My column, my rules |
 Tad |
 Harrison Ford |
Probably the only man who could master all of Tad's moods and nuances BESIDES MEK! |
 Maria |
 Natalie Wood |
Kinda eerie, huh? |
 Opal |
 Susan Sarandon |
Perfect Opal |
 Ryan |
 Jason Patric |
Got the smolder, got the wit |
 Boyd |
 Dolph Lundgren |
I think they're the same person anyway |
 Palmer |
 Gregory Peck |
Charm, elegance and the devil in his eyes. Yum. |
 Kendall |
 Ashley Judd |
|
 Lena |
 Natasha from Bullwinkle |
Beautiful, exotic, faithful, resourceful and conniving when she needs to be. |
 Aiden |
 Hugh Grant |
He's British and he can look and act really dumb |
 Liza |
 Kathleen Turner |
I can totally see it |
 Juan Pablo |
 Desi Arnaz |
Babaloo, baby. More charm than anyone should have and all over every woman in town.. |
