At his ill-fated wedding, we heard a sincere Jason tell Emily, "I'm good at two things:  my job and being a father."

I would add "staring" to that and it would have been hilarious if he'd actually said it.  I was talking to a friend of mine about Jason's "two things" and the conversation evolved into the prospect that everyone on General Hospital probably had at least two things, so what would they be?

As you read this, it's important to remember that I consider myself to be what Kate Brown, our resident cynic, calls "a fan of the genre" and of the show.  I don't back any one particular couple or character, although I do enjoy some more than others.  These observations are from a broad and objective perspective and pretty much no one is safe.  It's just for fun.

See if you can match up the "two things" to their owners.  Some are easier than others and some seem like they can be applied to more than one person.  You can read my answers by using your mouse to highlight the blank space after each "two things."

Have fun!