Hello everyone and welcome to this week's edition of "Inside the Actors Studio."  I am your host, James Lipton.  This week, we will be speaking with the cast of an oft criticized but deeply loved show, "All My Children." 

Those who are familiar with our show know that we spend the first two-thirds of our time reminiscing with our guest about the various twists and turns of life that brought them to this time we now share.  Since many of you are already well familiar with the rocky road this show has traveled and those who are not really don't much give a shit, we're going to just skip that part.

The last part of our show involves questions from the audience, but we're going to skip that as well.  Between the walk down memory lane and the questions, comes the most interesting segment of our interview, which is the Benard Pivot Questionnaire, which originated on the French show, "Bouillon de Culture."  Since our viewers are only really interested in one of the questions, we'll limited ourselves to that for the sake of brevity, that question being, "What is your favorite curse word?"  Considering that swearing doesn't usually make it past Standards and Practices on ABC, this should be a particularly delicious undertaking.

And with that, please welcome the cast of ALL MY CHILDREN!  (The crowd goes wild, cast comes onto the stage, waving affectionately to the studio audience, smiling, blowing kisses, then having a seat on the dais, which has just enough chairs.  Lipton gently coaxes each into sharing their favorite curse word, then passing the microphone lovingly from one to the next).  Bear in mind, that for many of these characters, this will be the first time they have been afforded the freedom of speaking aloud their favorite curse word:

Jamie Martin - Fuckface.

Carlos Reyes - Tu madre tiene un bigote.
Your mother has a mustache.
Brooke English - Candy ass.

Greenlee duPres - Shit.

Edmund Grey - For godsake.

Adam Chandler - Motherless whore.

Stuart Chandler - Assmunch.

Juan Pablo Renato Ruiz de Vasquez - Cago en tu leche.
I shit in your milk.
Mia Saunders - Asshole.

Maggie Stone - Ratbastard.

Dr David Hayward - Fucknut.

Simone Torres - I swear all the time.  I think I have Tourette's Syndrome or something.  If I had to pick one, I guess it would be dipshit.

Reggie Porter - Motherfuckin.

Tad Martin - Fuck.

Maria Santos Grey - Flummocks.

Opal Cortlandt - Damn. 

Erica Kane - Bitch.

Dr Joe Martin - Dammit.

Ryan Lavery - Cunt.

Boyd Larraby - Din morsa, jag och en jävla massa glidmedel
Your mother, me and hell of a lot of lubrication cream.
Kendall Hart - Bastard.

Palmer Cortlandt - Jackass.

Bianca Montgomery - Candyass.

Aidan Devane - Balls.

Liza Colby - Shit.

Myrtle Fargate - Oh for fucksake.

Phoebe Tyler - Monkeynuts.  As in, "Well, monkeynuts!  We'll never get there now!"

Jackson Montgomery - Fucking dickwad.

JR Chandler - Asswipe.

Babe Chandler - Dickmunch.