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February 22, 2005

It was a lovely long, albeit wet weekend.  On a spontaneous thought, Colin and I decided to go down the coast, IN the rain and get in some beach time.  A lot of people don't enjoy the beach in the rain, but both Colin and I do.  The water seems to come alive and there is almost never anyone around.  It was too cold to swim, but Nature was very omnipresent.  The skies were gray and troubled and the water rolled in and out, searching endless for something it wasn't finding.  We had an umbrella and were bundled, so it wasn't bad.  In fact, it was pretty great.  Afterward, we got soup at a little cafe and got a hotel for the night. We were in a part of California where Colin lived for quite a while and it turned out the desk clerk on duty was the son of an ex-patient of his.  They caught up a bit and the guy mentioned that their "presidential" suite was not rented for the night (it was almost 9pm by the time we got there) and upgraded us to that for no extra charge. It was a wonderful room and we really enjoyed the change of pace. 

I'm feeling pictorial today, so let's do some ABC soap captions.  Pictures are from:

http://www.abcwebpix.com

"My fellow Americans..."

"HIS TRUUUUUUTH ISSSS MARRR

CHING  ONNNNNNNNN!!!"

"I know you are but what am I?"

"I know you are but what am I?"

"I know you are but what am I?"

"JINX!"

"DOUBLE JINX!"

"JINX INFINITY!!"

"Don't worry, son.  We'll get you

another whore and fake baby."

"Hey, where are you going

with my whore?"

"Listen, Mr Fashion Policeman,

I don't care if she IS wearing

an ugly-assed dress... she's

MY whore in an ugly-assed

dress!  Now step aside!"

"C'mon, Buchanan, give it up. 

Jamie has a dance partner. 

Just a little rumba... maybe a foxtrot..."

Note:  Sage gets a fat ton of mail every day and regrets he can't answer everyone personally.  He loves ya, he just might not get a chance to write to ya!  Besides!!  He writes to you every week in a column whether you write to him or not!  So there! Needless to say, if you are an asshole, he just isn't going to write back because you will have proven you're not the people he writes for anyway and therefore, do not deserve his attention.  If you're inclined to do that, just pretend he wrote back and said, "That's just like, your opinion, man."

If your writing to ask about future storyline happenings, figure I answered, "Pfft, I dunno."