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"RED!!  You go to my head...

Yellow... so sunny and mellow..."

"Oooh.  Lower... no, your

right hand, no, your other

right hand... in the middle...

killing me...

ahhhh.  Good scratch!"

"Beauty school drop out...

No graduation day for you...

Beauty school drop out..."

"Want a drink?"

"No"

"Want a pretzel?"

"No."

"Want a hug?"

"No, will you go back in your

Jeanie bottle now?"

"Don't push me too high, OK?"

"bwahahaha"

"It was a swing related incident.

We don't discuss it."

"One to beam up."

"Antonio, stop cuffing yourself."

"I didn't"

"Yes you did, you freak and we're

tired of unlocking you."

"Not again!  Antonio!"

"You have the key, right Jess?"

"You tool."

"I ABC your boobies."

"That's a watermark, idiot."

"Heh heh heh."

Meanwhile, John engages in a

rollicking game of pocket pool.

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Note:  Sage gets a fat ton of mail every day and regrets he can't answer everyone personally.  He loves ya, he just might not get a chance to write to ya!  Besides!!  He writes to you every week in a column whether you write to him or not!  So there! Needless to say, if you are an asshole, he just isn't going to write back because you will have proven you're not the people he writes for anyway and therefore, do not deserve his attention.  If you're inclined to do that, just pretend he wrote back and said, "That's just like, your opinion, man."

If your writing to ask about future storyline happenings, figure I answered, "Pfft, I dunno."