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"Bitch"

"Dink"

*God, I want him*

*She is so hot, in that slutty way.

I'm totally aroused right now.

I think I left my car keys in the staff

refrigerator.  I wonder who would

win in a fight between Popeye and

Underdog...She is so hot, in that

slutty way.*

"Is that marijuana, Sonny?"

"Nope, I don't run drugs or hookers."

"It looks like marijuana."

"It's not.  Are you going to

believe me or your lying

eyes, woman?"

"Who were you talking to

on the phone?"

"Not that it is any of your

business but it was Jason."

"You said, 'Bitch, you'd

better have my money or

I'll cut up your face, now

get back on that street corner

and shake that ass.'"

"It was Jason on the phone

and that is not marijuana."

*No drugs, my ass, those are the

biggest joints I've ever seen.*

"Sign the contract or this is your replacement."

*gasp*

"I will kill them all."

"I said never, Jill, NEVER!

How much?"

"So if you send out 10 of these letters to 10

different people, put a dollar in each one

and list these addresses on each letter,

replacing the last address with my own, I

should be able in just under 10 years

to equal my GH annual salary."

"There's things about me you don't know, Dottie.

Things you wouldn't understand.

Things you couldn't understand.

Things you shouldn't understand...."

"I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel."

"Oh Lucky.  You really do have to

wake up and feel sorry for me."

And that's my gig for this week, folks.  Take care and have a brilliant week, my lovies.

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Note:  Sage gets a fat ton of mail every day and regrets he can't answer everyone personally.  He loves ya, he just might not get a chance to write to ya!  Besides!!  He writes to you every week in a column whether you write to him or not!  So there! Needless to say, if you are an asshole, he just isn't going to write back because you will have proven you're not the people he writes for anyway and therefore, do not deserve his attention.  If you're inclined to do that, just pretend he wrote back and said, "That's just like, your opinion, man."

If your writing to ask about future storyline happenings, figure I answered, "Pfft, I dunno."