POWERFUL JAWLINE

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ABUSIVE TO MICHAEL?

BETWEEN SONNY’S LINES

POVERTY JUST MIGHT BRING LUCKY OUT

SOILY LIVES

THE BIGGEST SIN

SIMONE’S NOT ENOUGH FOR THIS SHOW

STUPIDITY SELLS

MINDFUCK

POINT OF NO RETURN

WHERE THE FUCK DO I BEGIN?!

SICK, BUT CAPTIVATING

CARLY CONSPIRACY

THAT’S NOT IT, IS IT? IS IT?

MORE LIKE ISOSCELES

BEE UP MY ASS

MURDERS MOST COMMON

WUTHERING HEIGHTS IN PINE VALLEY

RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES!

SMART COOKIE

KANE CLIQUE

BEYOND BREATHY

COURTNEY COTTONTAIL

I DON’T SEE BLACK PEOPLE

Lianca Falls

She's Okay But. . .

Hired Help

Bad Girls

2004-A Retrospective Of Everybody
Else’s Best & Worst

Stay!  Get Out!

Freshman's Curse

Notes

Lost Weekend

If Mykel Can Win...

Virtual Watercooler?

Good Riddance

The Consolation Dildo

It's The Commentary, Stupid

Youth Isn't Always Overrated

Head Writer

Last Ditch

Not Your Grandmother's Daytime

Don’t Be Like Me

Bravo!

Was It Good For You?

Bone

“ABC Soap Secrets” Should Be Weekly

Written in a Corner

Fat Like Them

But the Joneses are over-40

New Youth Order

Is it over yet?

Pink Slips All Around

Welcome Change of Pace

Misogyny as Entertainment

And the “Worst Mother of the Year” Goes to...

Just Another Teen Summer

Sometimes, It’s the Partner

The Unexpected Hits of May Sweeps

After the Apocalypse, er, the Emmys

As the Anus Twitches

(disjointed) Snap Judgments

Give Me A Happy Ending

Preserve the Collective Soul of Soaps

Next Stop:  Kiddie Porn - GH

Quite Possibly the Worst Soap Pair Ever - OLTL

 

GRAPHICS BY SCOTT BILSTAD