As soon as the word got out that the world famous um, "Residents" of The Sage Brush Ranch were taking such great care of the ABC soap stars, we were flooded with an onslaught of prospective clients from the NonSoap arena, begging to be serviced. Since our primary focus is on ABC Soap Stars, we have decided to allow the, um, "Residents" to work NonSoap clients in around their usual schedule if they choose to do so. Providing service, as always, is at the full discretion of the, um, "Resident," but NonSoap clients require special sponsorship BY a, um, "Resident" and must pay double unless they are a cherry popper, in which case, they will be charged on a sliding scale according to how well their last project is doing. Whether a client is considered a Cherry Popper or a Screen Vet is solely dependent on Sage's familiarity with his body (smirk) of work.
Screen Vets
Cherry Poppers